333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Want to put some emotional change to Wal-Mart? So here are some suggestions you can try! Not only do you get the fun, you get kicked out too lolz!

1. having a shopping cart and move items into things of the person next to them in the basket
2. A short distance up to strangers and say, “Hello, I have not seen you for so long …” And so on. See if they have been put together to avoid the embarrassment
3. Smash people in front of the head of ham
4. Getting a man and said, “Grandpa!” Back Alive! It’s a miracle, Etc. “
5. Have something that someone else baskets, as they say, “Hey, it’s mine!” Call security and told the others … people who try to take _____
6. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs of the carpet area.
7. Hiding clothes in the center circle, where people find the shirt, and jumped up and shouted, “AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!”
8. To go to the dressing room, wait a minute, then yelling “there’s no toilet paper in here!”
9. Get your Batman costume, put it, and ran screaming in the register in the lungs, “Come on Robin! A Bat mobile!”
10. Hide between clothing and then jumped and shouted “Choose Me”
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to mourn and ask, “Why people can not leave me alone?”
12. This will run on the entire corridor to Toys to create a full-scale Battlefield with GI Joes to the X-Men
13. Hiding circle clothing. When someone takes the hand basket Stick and stole something from them
14. Take a guitar and started singing “Wake Me Up by the end of September half shouted loud scream
15. Random 24 bags of candy and a nation where the car
16. Go to Checkout vacant positions and try to check people.
17. Increasing employee and official voice to say “code three stores and see what happens
18. Follow the people in the corridor, always keeping about five feet away. Continue this until they leave the department
19. Other challenges customers challenges and wrapping paper tubes
20. To set up a concert singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and change them all at once. Then act as a conductor
21. Join nonsense products and ask employees, whether in stocks, or “Do you have Snarls here?”
22. Open the package yogi cards and challenge random people “dddddd duel!”
23. While walking alone, is someone to tell you, and get a very serious debate
24. Tape a walkie-talkie in the back of the Barbie doll and told people at random, “I know where you live …”
25. Trying to drown wade …
26. Pull Lounge magazine currently President and relax. If the stock is a food court, buy a drink, explaining that it was not out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in
27. Randomly open packages toys in the hallway then walk. If employees ask for what you do, just say “I changed my mind.”
28. Running at Wal-Mart is a bathing suit to sing the song Surf in ‘USA theme
29. Saying things like “Please help me, straight to your Twinkies?”
30. If a worker is 30 feet to shout “Go away from me!” Then ended in screams Store
31. Upload employees and ask questions such as how to become known as the Wal-Mart? Or “What’s your hair and why people use a tag name for all the people who can not remember your name?
32. Test fishing line and see what we can “catch” in the corridor
33. Threatening glare at all of 40 yards from you. Then hiss like a serpent, and acting like you’re going to bite
34. Launching a fake rubber snake in a woman’s face and watch Freak Out
35. Tighten the legs and did not sing, “I want to move it, move or say” You’ve got chicken legs! “
36. Dart around suspiciously humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible”.
37. Although it is not moving fast Observing male and female signs on the doors of the small room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull at Wal-Mart. Legal ease. If someone dared to come out and say, the response “He will help select her favorite dog food”
39. PT and storage may
40. Every time you hear a voice say, cleaning, etc. fall to the ground crying, screaming voice! Then go back and act normal
41. Bringing Wear coat and sunglasses. Scuba and navigation someone says “Gallo is in the nest,” Wait a response. “When you stop talking, some by one, and whispers into toy guns” used wisely. “
42. Go to the music room and started singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk to see someone laughing and telling anyone … I know, I know … heehaw to be done before we will look strange and feet
44. Set all the alarm clock to go every ten minutes throughout the day
45. Hiking and camping section and then write to tell random customers that might come if they bring pillows from the bedding department
46. K-Mart broadcast intercom announcements
47. Increasing the partition of cheese cake all over his face. Then came the message: “We love bagels! We love bagels!”
48. Over the intercom to say there are sales of all products in the electronics department, and the first 10 people to check you receive a product without … and see what happens
49. From time to time to start putting underwear in various sizes and the people’s car
50. Contaminate the entire auto department, all the samples of air freshener spray
51. Go to the store and randomly jumping on cars of people to sing a song nerves everyone comes to!
52. Go to random people and encourage them. If asked what you do or tell you to stop, telling them that you’re trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Make a test of American Idol in front of security cameras
54. Get your subscription and go through all the bar code lines, then go buy the product … that someone would serve to select all the barcodes manually
55. Increased customer in the implementation of a paper bag and saying “trick or treat!” And if they do not give anything, not a sad puppy faces
56. Hiding under a big pile of random clothes and throw they away when people walk
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and started stroking her gently, and said, “Good girl, good Bessie.”
58. Upload a pizza and asked Mc Chicken
59. Go to the bathroom and melons (hidden) To grunt and a toilet and dropped the melon. Said, “Oh, the best”
60. Put the blue paint on his hands and when you see someone put his hand on his shirt and show them and say, ‘little hint!
61. Go to the official and said U lost her son and ask if you can call your name over the loudspeakers! When they ask questions or make a silly name to the name
62. Left vague message typewriter
63. While the buzz in the Mission Impossible theme in all black down to tear down all the cans
64. Take all the CDs to put them in the wrong place when the employee takes all the shouting and chaos again
65. Go to store in front of baby diapers and ask them to change from a man
66. Take a friend with you and your younger children, and started it, who gets custody of children, then ran away and left the store and look Cilly COME BACK!
67. Up the stairs and deal with what King Kong
68. Go makeup department, and shouted: “No body in aisle 3!”
69. Take a can with whipped cream and find the spray head bald
70. To use the fairy costumes, and went up and when people go and say “You want to be granted”
71. To use a giant smiley face and the price mark Whip! Then shout “back!”
72. Rise to act like someone who can read your mind and say … Mr. or Ms. … faith.
73. Walking into a group of people and hit his head and said out loud: “Shut up in there.”
74. Entering the face so it looks like 2 years ago and said, “He’s horrible to give make-over!” And selecting women at random.
75. Making people at random and ask them if they are your friends, then connect the arms and began singing with my friends on track
76. Walk small car electronic storefront
77. Tomato sauce for you, in the back and boys in the hallway, and the dead
78. 20 dollars and sell back to the earth, and when someone tries to get back as close to their hands and shouted at my dollar! Then came the head and tell him it is $ 20 for you
79. Throwing things at random to neighboring countries in the hallway
80. Try all the drinks and put them back, then said: “Yes, it was not poisonous.”
81. Calculator to play so that all spell “hello” upside down
82. Run to people randomly and ask for example, green eggs and ham
83. Suitable companies large gym bag, and then try to match the other big Gym Bags
84. Back to the pots and pans in the corridor
85. Seizures act as if you are abused and screamed and fell to earth
86. Swing the flag at half price
87. Getting random people, and touched his shoulder. When someone sees you, ask what, and leave as you are angry
88. Burp and say, mmmm, delicious
89. Keep rescue Barbie
90. Run in the country with a CD of music and singing “Queen We Will Rock You”
91. extraordinary items to start the next transfer corridor and see if you can print one in the car
92. Back to Barbie by Barbie Jeep in the front seat and act as if talking to him and said: “Let’s bust this joint!
93. Pipe wrap around and shouted: “Aah! I’m being held hostage!”
94. Make your own radio Intercom
95. Back to the ship, and things Star Wars, Luke Skywalker and delaying the toy and said “Luke, I am your father” and the voice that makes my breathing Darth Vader mask
96. Lem cents on the floor of the head “to
97. Cut all the shelves and around shouting “Earthquake! Everyon RUN!
98. to find a pair of walkie-talkie and talk about themselves, when everyone is watching you
99. Proceed to checkout and buy bread and sweet. Second, the same goes for the ATM machine until the official announcement
100. Take a heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw more in the hallway
101. To purchase expensive goods, coming home and using a white and a stylus to change the price of something much smaller, and the total much higher, then return and claim back
102. Get a cardboard box, go to the trade and the pop of the box and let the sweet and the observer
103. Find § fish, and when someone walked with the onset of fish tank company, and said, “I know how you feel …”
104. Leak on the floor, running, and claimed that the population has many
105. As the cashier to buy scanners that look for “sound” loud. Repeat for each topic, and other customers of products
106. Cried aloud, and when someone told her to not grieve in silence, “I do not intend to remain silent !!!!”
107. Keep a bag of frozen vegetables on their heads and shouted “Do not be afraid of me and the evil forces of frozen carrots!”
108. Hugging someone randomly and say “I love u mom!”
109. Go to the boat clothing and asked people at random if they agreed to consider this
110. Plush Tie one end of the rope to the ankle to the other end, and ran away screaming, “Help! That’s behind me!”
111. Stuffed animals began to yell when there are people around
112. Take some Pampers pull-ups and at the same time they buy an employee yelling, “Mom, guess what? I am a young big man now!”
113. Go to bed department and cookies in hand, was lying in bed, and then pretend ur nightmares about the cake and the record “cookies! Cookie! Noooooo !!!!” Then start rolling
114. Evil eye to someone and start whispering, “I’m a girl … so I waited …”
115. Go to the cafeteria and buy Frys. After the door closed and when the people walking through Frys over his head to throw that in marriage
116. Seeing old people are great in the eyes and said, “I see dead people!”
117. Be the tent (preferably a hole), and telling people about the nest. When not Chuck Popcorn them and invite them to ask
118. Walk This electric cars and pretend that the English hypocrite. Saying things like “Greetings, good friends.” People walk. And do not forget to keep a perfect posture.
119. Chasing your friends up and down the aisle to try to expel them from the electric car. Be sure to tell your friends to act as if they know you.
120. Spend all the money to ride the attractions for children. Settings sign, if you have a horse, and then pretend that cowboys, etc. and if a young man came, they wanted to use it, to begin to bark out crying.
121. This is stupid to fight for a friend. To hide from customers and “accidentally” hit the people, not her friend.
122. Drawing a mustache all pictures and dolls.
123. Customer service, and when they say, “Hey, how can I help you?” Saying “yes, I’m not the environment Pounder with cheese, strawberry milkshake, a large order of French fries and a Coke.” And when they start talking, they say, “Oh, well. So when they say they can not give you to say,” Oh, this is due to the fact that I’m gay is not it? I would expect from McDonald’s, WalMart, but not
124. For the popcorn and have a client on the top United Nations secret stealth Similarly, if the random things mad scratch scream 125 own initiative and make people ask whether the rash cream because families and all your friends seem too rash.
126. When he was alone, difficult discussions with “several people”. England was a man from the South, one in New York, grandmother, and 5 years of age, as well. You have to use accents.
127. Started “dancing” like mad. In principle, just to shout with arms and legs around him have some sort of massive attack.
128. Try to dress crazy and happened to walk through the store.
129. Meta hands with his jacket and distrust began to leave the store. Really tense and started to lean so comfortable through the door of doubt, if the alarm will go. So, when you do not go, let out a long breath. Look around you, then quickly see which is controlled and run as fast as possible.
130. Balance Everything we see and fingertips, nose, forehead and top of his head while singing the circus song.
131. For hours watching the little lights light. After a while, start saying blink every time you blink. Do not turn away, still stunned.
132. Light a match in the bathroom
133. Someone stood up and said, “Ah, again for more. I realized that he would never return. Wait here, when I went to get a shot gun.” Then walk.
134. Buying something that, for example, $ 5 and give the cashier any currency.
135. Upload a man and said, “My God, do you? Oh, God is! I’ve never seen you so long !!!!” Then kiss her. Slapped back and said, “Why did not call me?” Then walk away. Thanks affective if you’re a man.
136. Standing in maniquin and playing dumb. Try to keep the same attitude as long as possible. In the end, because someone is walking, be sure to see and say. “Finally, the change was made. I really do not pay enough to do this”
137. Staring at the ceiling. How many people are looking for.
138. Began to sing evergreen songs, and megaphone.
139. The first model to hit the doll.
140. Super-glue, fourth floor, and count how many people are trying to collect.
141. Changing the price tag on something expensive and something that is very cheap.
142. Placing women’s clothing to men’s car.
143. Put your things tidy, such as short skirts and no matter what, old cars when they do not see.
144. Running in front of the mirror, chanting “monkey!”
145. Bringing friends and stopwatch. Get a car and drive around. every time a little more notch, reducing the time for both. You can usually get the sack before it can determine who wins.
146. Find a partner. Run, which is the opposite sex, slap them and say, ‘What is this? I think we have very special! ”
147. Get an assistant and asked for mayonnaise. When they say that they do not, begin to mourn and cry: “Now, how should I paint my toenails?!?”
148. Lying on the ground floor and make an angel
149. Theft of tomato sauce to go, smear ketchup all to you and say “HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! Hotdog kill me!
150. Started jumping on their beds to try one before bed boy will go. Then shout, “Hey, what are you doing here ?!?!? Off HOUSE! In my bed !!!!”
151. Run around to change all characters to open the cash register was closed and all the signs from the closed to open. Look confused customers.
152. Ask goat milk
153. Make sure someone is in the same hall, and then run screaming into the wall. Crash and say “Ahhh! Sick, horrible, horrible pain!” Until someone asks if you are okay. When they do, stood and said: “I’m fine, why?” And then walk calmly, as if nothing had happened.
154. Children dress up emo, then people screaming, “Why is my worst pain?”
155. Ninja clothing store and play the cut Karate
156. Wood riding toys, and it is to drag your friends in the skate shop when you’re shouting, “the British are coming! British are coming!”
157. In turn the car and put a towel on top, so you can not look inside, when someone started to open, began to shout, “Hey, I use the bathroom in here!”
158. Buying chocolate, toilet, hand brown smears, to participate in the next office and asked, “Can I have a toilet paper?”
159. To hook, tie the dollar, and go fishing for people!
160. Upload a high shelf and began singing Christmas carols at the top of their lungs. This works better in summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it in the basket that gave more than that. Up and there was someone who pushed you to the island, and sing “Surfin USA ‘”
162. When it comes to the doorman, not on his knees and screamed with joy and tears, “God has spoken!”
163. Get a bike and drive and hit everything and everyone who may in his own way.
164. Pour into a series of lemonade at the entrance and exit from the bathroom and said someone had told me where the bathroom is much faster!
165. Stealing weapons and ammunition and shoot all the TV you can find. Most wins exploit
166. Take an umbrella, and the car is the person (or old people) Pour the water on when you’re singing rain Fallin ‘On My Head.
167. Call reception and answering the phone when they apologize, the call is not completed, as elected. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say sorry, I should be postponed. Can you call back? I’m busy island 3
168. Go to one of these workers, only the door and went to the back of some food shelf. When people come to get food to take his arm and began dragging.
169. eating ice cream all the boxes, and then accuse the employee of ice cream all over your face
170. Pour the carrot in the ground, so workers have to collect. Keep doing this for a long time.
171. Skate around skate, then crashes, and pretended to break his legs.
172. He began playing the violin.
173. Staring at a blank television, time, and when someone asked what to do, the answer to “Shh, this is my favorite show!”
174. The position on the conveyor belt in the barcode check-in at the forehead.
175. Start by saying things like argetrargrehargenstartgen everyone who walks in.
176. walking through the dirty clothes and eating all the products Dirty Bum
177. Piercing, and pushing people away, shouting: “Do not touch me!”
178. Seeing the people one minute and then, smiling,
179. Beat Breast and ran screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throwing things on the floor and started screaming imaginary friend.
181. Spitwads shoot are the people and then fell on the floor laughing hysterically
182. Go to the bathroom is the opposite gender self and an open position, said, “Ooh la la!”
183. Up of people at random, give them a hug and say “I love you!”
184. To use the older and started stealing stuff
185. Light a fire, then sat on it with your friends Indian clothes.
186. Walk the court jester costumes
187. Are people pitch fork
188. Imagine you have a heart attack
189. People throw tomatoes and then deal with them
190. Get the intercom and calmly said, “customer care. I say to you that the world will soon end, and that the sale of the island and two.”
191. Buying paper and Vanilla Ice cream, waiting for the ATM machine, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then began to dance like Napoleon Dynamite, shouting, “Where’s my throat Stick?”
192. Spiderman intend to run the wall and try to save people
193. Needs of the three islands as “Secret Lair”
194. To run to save the My Little Pony sang loudly as possible.
195. Get a huge Christmas shop and jumping like a bag of potato festival
196. Building a wall stuffed animals
197. Enter the peninsula, and run around singing “The Phantom of the Opera
198. Shouted curse words, people
199. Knock down as it looks like you
200. Get a random old has white hair and said, ‘I want Bratz for Christmas! Thanks Santa! “Dan hugged her and ran.
201. To use the super villain outfit and later around the store screaming, “Marry me!” Sometimes people
202. Get a hard man to find and push it and say you want to fight? And when he was pushed back into mourning and began to flee
203. Click on the desktop machine and the cashier asks, “How?”
204. Get a tent and camp out with a toy barbie doll on the Island
205. The gum loudly human face
206. Throwing the ball fields, and someone shouted: “Pikachu, I choose you!”
207. Turn all the lanterns hanging from the ceiling, confetti beneath their feet spread and began to sing, Rini, using a microphone.
208. Playing baseball in the shopping center, so that scores a home run and run around the store shouting.
209. Flirt with someone, planning days, and then rest, all of 10 minutes.
210. Get a car and a high battery and products. When the cashier about the price, exclaimed: “What a rip off!” And leave the store.
211. Started singing “clink, tinkle, little star! WC Real Madrid away Up high in the sky for us! It is strange to hear that the cat can not fly! Make sure the soil never! In my opinion, my, my, my hand!”
212. Find all beans and put into the basket, and then tell random people is breakfast, lunch and dinner in a few years.
213. All the things that pay a penny, and then one came too short.
214. Shouted, “Look!” Someone stole the old woman’s wallet! “And when you see that all the contents of the basket, and threw it into the store shouting” I’m a terrorist! ”
215. Ending with the locker room yelling “Michael Jackson is my dad!”
216. Go to the Isle of pets. Click on the fish and said, ‘I need one. And that one. And that one … “Continue until you have identified the fish populations
217. Click through the store
218. Change the music, intercom Mexico
219. Package will tear
220. Get a bike and his friend took him. Imagine that you are running more than one person and then go on the road.
221. In front of security cameras and pretended to be dead (dramatic)
222. Shouting “Security!” As hard as I could. When they panic and all the work for example, “This is very important!” Then, smile and say hello.
223. Sing “Mary Was Little Lamb” as strong as possible in the music section, then smiled and said, “Well, it is in the music, so I think you like live music.” Then sing again.
224. Running with underwear on his head, shouting: “I am the Captain Underpants!”
225. Follow the salvation of man and man to ask whether “the needs of women.
226. Go to a toy on the island makes GI Joe figures and shouted: “So the war!”
227. Pull down your pants next to the flower show and “water” flower.
228. § Go to the bakery and a note “I love pie!” All I see.
229. Taking all pets out of the cage, including fish.
230. Take a strawberry shortcake doll and went to the bakery section. Tell baker “I want to buy a strawberry pie!” And keep your wrists in their faces.
231. Note, “out of my yard!” For all those who walk through you.
232. Showed great sales target
233. A celebration of the island is occupied
234. Test drive lawnmowers
235. Tennis Tournament in the middle of the store
236. Remove all inflatable balls in the toy and let it bounce
237. To bring a bomb and blow it
238. Eat lots of candy and refused to pay
239. Go to store in the restaurant and all orders. After receiving says that’s not what I want. Refused to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide pile stuffed animals, and then jumped from the people walking
241. Acting as an old woman screamed, “Oh, a broken back!” This does not happen Goal! ”
242. Intended to be the size of a Barbie. When someone wants to buy it, to escape from the screams that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. To sign all the happy faces. Next, change the price. This began to babble
244. When the officer stopped him and asked for his name to read their names on their ID card. When they say that does not scream his name, “identity theft!”
245. Jelly candy tossed funds
246. To steal a car (and out of the basement and put it in the car)
247. Walking into the back of the car. (hate to do this) ran into another car screaming like a madman.
248. Follow someone in the store. Poke them ever so often. As an extension of yelling and screaming, “Stalker”
249. Imagine you are a person who worked there and walk, said, “Can I help you find something?”
250. Cooking oil leak on the floor and then slide
251. Imagine you are blind and can not find what you’re looking for. Go to a random person and ask, “Will you help me find a cat food for Fluffy?”
252. A bowl full of open soda bottles
253. Starting with a bowl of Cheerios shouted: “This has reduced my cholesterol!”
254. Order a pizza box
255. Pizza asks you to get shaken, not stirred
256. Start a Food Fight
257. Fat woman got up and said, “Taxi?”
258. Place underwear shorts on, you get a blue shirt, yellow and red paint, paint shirt S, go to the fabric, cut the red part of the peninsula, has an umbrella, open it and jump onto the top shelf.
259. This is not spray paint and painted all the people around you
260. Getting people to opportunities and embrace them when they were “Kick Me” sign the back of the shirt
261. They hide in dark places a gold ring. When people walk, jump out of them muttered, “I do not want to! You canis it!” Care whispered, “Well, it is a treasure”
262. Tear Director
263. Go to take part in food ingredients, all out of the box and stacked to create a fortress. Bonds can help. And “interference” to overcome the remaining employees, while job too …
264. Drop a pen and let someone else will pick it up for you. When trying to restore the shout: “Hey thats PEN thief!”
265. Slip n Slide ‘Blast the music and bringing great people and shot again, so Slip n Slide push all “and shouted” party HIZ HOUSE !!!!!!!”
266. Down Dance Party
267. Writing stories
268. Remove all clothing racks on the floor and hid under it, and when someone comes to take the clothes, shining chuckled and sprinted down the hallway was still chuckling.
269. Get someone and say, “Look over there” pants down. And if you’re lucky, your underwear.
270. Pretending to asthma attacks, and when someone tries to help, pay the consequences. Or pretend to be weak.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the tent to eat. When an employee tried to stop or I pay you, they say they are chips! Kept shouting it.
272. Sprinkle with pepper spray and yelled: “Help!” He is a rapist! ”
273. A mad dog growling and looking for someone to run. So, if someone tries to stop you biting.
274. Lying on the floor. Just be there. People freak out guaranteed. Or pretended to sleep, or die.
275. Ponerlos y Habiendo juguetes en el piso y Tomar la Cesta. Toys empezará a gritar, “Monster Truck Mania!”
276. Sube los estantes / UNIDADES de Almacenamiento, a continuación, se niegan a Bajar.
277. Tome el jugo en su rojo Vierta hacer las ways the Rayas, o Rayas, a continuación, busque en el suelo de flores en la mano, cuando el Número de personas que van a ponerse de pie y camina como un fantasma!
278. Coge un plato, cuchara, leche y cereal. Es comer bien y decirles que cuando usted un hecho pagará.
279. Posición en la cinta transportadora cuando las compras y caminar a la cinta … a continuación, Pedir a los aumentos de velocidad de
280. Envuélvete en rollos de Papel higiénico y pretende ser una momia en busca de su esposa, Kleopatra
281. A un extraño y alrededor de imitarlos. The continuar con un largo período de tiempo tan.
282. Si usted es un objetivo, es decir, existe un Código de color Amarillo
283. Obtener un caramelo de maíz dulce en la forma en el corredor de poner dos de los dientes y de tu perro andan mordiendo cuellos de los pueblos de la Tienda
284. Jugando con el director de la esposa de
285. Caminar tranquilamente y CD, cuando u se ve es Hilary Duff, Yell (si eres un fan de) Oh, Dios mío! HILARY más! Oh Dios, y debo continuar con esta! (si no eres un fan) de la búsqueda para un martillo para colocar el CD con suavidad en el suelo, luego puré como locos.
286. Corriendo alrededor de las ruedas y que tiene que decir el diablo de Tasmania
287. Ejecute el círculo y nota: “Estoy CIRCLE MAN!”
288. Ilmoittaa sukka-liukuva kilpailu ja riisua kengät ja aloittaa liukuva. Se on oikeastaan todella hauskaa …
289. Nousta työntekijä pyytää hakemuksen ja jos se sanoo maalia kirjoittaa “ottaa haltuunsa Wal-Mart ja käännä se
290. Hanki vesipyssy ja uhata jonkun kanssa. Kassa on yleensä tärkeä asia. Sitten sanotaan vähän, vaarallinen äänellä (ilman romahtaa nauruun) “Tyhjennä kassalla.
291. Take sooda, Shake It Up, ja sitten spray sitä ihmistä.
292. Piilota vaatteet niin, kun joku tulee katsomaan sinua huutaa, “Pick Me!”
293. Pyytää, että työntekijä löytää kuvitteellisen tuotteen, sitten pitää sanoa: “Tiedän, että se on täällä jossain, vain pitää pelataan” Lopulta työntekijä loppuu kärsivällisyys, niin sitten sanotte: “Olet punked!” Ja suorittaa out huutaa ja nauraa. (Ehkä et saa potkut, mutta voit luonnonoikku työntekijä ulos …)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc… Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc…)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, “That crud is sick!”
297. Point at an old man and yell, “LOOK EVERYONE! IT’S BRITNEY SPEARS!”
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, “Zoro has returned!”
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, “I’m pregnant!”
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, “What if the cows aren’t ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!” 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, “RED ROVER!”
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell “The gnome did it! The gnome did it!” Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their “free samples.”
312. Run around the store screaming, “OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!”
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she’s in her 20’s. When there are lots of people around, ask, “Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?”
315. Spit in the manager’s face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, “Hello, hello, hello” nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, “Your fat vallet guy stole my car.”
318. Put an “Out of Order” sign on the manager’s butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, “Seven Days…” and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, “Free face masks!”
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, “They Got Me!!”
322. Slap the manager and scream, “He’s alive! He’s ALIVE!!!”
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, “I WIN!” and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, “Lassie, come home!”
326. Make your friend that’s a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, “You’re a wizard, Harry!”
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, “ITS WAR!!!” whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, “Swiper No Swiping!”
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo’s hand and scream, “Everybody down!! Elmo’s got a gun!”
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, “I’m Blind!!!

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